Current Events
Life of Helai (Parody of Life of Julia)
Under President Obama: Three-year-old Helai is at home, learning about Afghani village life from her mother, father, and four older siblings, when a NATO airstrike ordered by Nobel Peace Prize Winner President Obama hits her home, killing her in a fiery flash. Helai joins an unknown but significant number of innocent civilians American forces have murdered under Obama’s command.
Under Mitt Romney: More of the same, more or less.